Friday morning on NJ Turnpike

While heading to the toll booth to Exit 16E on the NJ Turnpike, traffic slowed down considerably. Friday mornings usually do not display a high volume of traffic, so I assumed someone got into an accident on the left lane. As the traffic eased up, I discovered that LITTERED ON THE HIGHWAY WERE BOXERS. I mean black, white, blue boxers were on a scretch of a highway and the cars were running over them.

I assumed that some truck carrying men boxers changed lanes too fast and the backdoor open, causing boxers to fly out on highway.

As I sped along, I saw a man pull into shoulder lane, got out of car, and started picking up some boxers on the side of highway. hehe.

**edit**

Shirley wears men boxers to sleep. If any other girls wear boxers to sleep, confess! You might get some free boxers off the NJ turnpike.