in today's news....

please find irony in this picture.

shrimp band-aids.

One reason why I can never live in the Mid-west.

 
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One good thing about wearing polo shirts to work is because you can hide the fact that sometimes you forget to zip up your fly.  Whew!

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Someone i know wrote this:


why do the gangster types always seem to like me?
i'm NOT A GANGSTER and GANGSTERS SCARE ME.
my friend thinks "they're hot!" ...
and i think, "looks like they STOLE something!"
 
my response is:
 
Fo shizzle!  West sideeeeeeeee!