rap word of the day
So my mom at dinner said:
"Jon, I learned a new rap word: beef. For example, what is the beef between you and me?"
Me: Mom, I don't know about any beef. I just want chicken with teriyaki sauce.
HARHARHAR
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Oh, word of advice, don't eat breakfast early because you get hungry around 10:30 am.
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Drunkeness can lead to infertility
London - A British man, who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer, was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesperson said.
David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.
But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.
Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.
"Jon, I learned a new rap word: beef. For example, what is the beef between you and me?"
Me: Mom, I don't know about any beef. I just want chicken with teriyaki sauce.
HARHARHAR
***
Oh, word of advice, don't eat breakfast early because you get hungry around 10:30 am.
***
Drunkeness can lead to infertility
London - A British man, who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer, was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesperson said.
David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.
But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.
Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.
1 Comments:
At 9:02 AM, j4r3d said…
why can you quote your mom and i can't? =(
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